1. Taping something important they need to see to the garage door.
2. Leaving an Evite that was sent to you open on the home computer in hopes that your spouse will, one, see it, and, two, actually read it.
3. Make sighing noises whenever your spouse is around in hopes that they will read your mind and know what you want them to do.
4. Nag.
What have I left off?
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5. Talk about something serious without milkshakes.
How TO communicate with Your Spouse:
1) Buy a case of beer, open it, and slip a note inside that says, "One can inside this case has had the rim dipped in the toilet. Do such and such and I'll tell you which one it is."
2) Tell his mother what you want him to do...let her be the nag for you.
3) Bribe him with pizza.
4) Write his "to do" lists on your boobs.
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